I’ll Put You in the Trunk: Don’t Test Me! - DTF Transfer

😏 I’ll Put You in the Trunk: Don’t Test Me! Dark Humor DTF Transfer

For the friend who delivers the most outrageous line in the group chat with a perfectly straight face! This graphic reads “I’ll put you in the trunk and help people look for you” before signing off with “Don’t Test Me!” in sweeping script. Oversized lettering gives TRUNK its own line, so the eye lands there just before the punchline.

This listing is for a ready-to-press Direct-to-Film (DTF) transfer. Garment and accessories are not included.

Bold Lettering & a Deadpan Punchline

• The setup: Tall, rounded black letters stack “I’LL PUT YOU” above “IN THE,” with three accent strokes on either side for emphasis.

• The standout word: “TRUNK” is cut out of a solid black banner, letting the garment color show through the letters. Press it on white for the strongest contrast or on blush for a hint of pink.

• The sign-off: “AND HELP PEOPLE LOOK FOR YOU” finishes the joke, while the handwritten look of “Don’t Test Me!” makes the last line feel like a personal signature.

Why You’ll Love It

• Built for a second look: The big banner grabs attention; the lines underneath are what get the laugh.

• Easy to style: The stacked layout works well as a center-front design on a light tee or crewneck. Cream, white, and light heather gray keep even the finer script easy to read.

• A gift with attitude: Press one for your most sarcastic friend, or make matching totes for the two people in the group chat who laughed first.

⚡ Fast & Reliable Shipping

• Same-Day Printing: Orders placed before 2 PM EST, Monday–Friday, are PRINTED the same day.

• Standard Shipping: UPS Ground from Louisville, KY, with an estimated transit time of 3–5 business days after shipment.

• Flat-Rate Shipping: $7.95.

• Free Standard Shipping: Orders over $29.

• Free Expedited Shipping: Orders over $99 receive free 2-day shipping.

🔥 Application Instructions

1. Heat Check: Set your heat press to 300°F.

2. The Pre-Press: Press your garment for 10 seconds to remove moisture and wrinkles.

3. The Placement: Lint-roll the pressing area and center your transfer. Use the straight edge of the TRUNK banner to check that the design sits level.

4. The Press: Press with HEAVY pressure for 10 seconds.

5. The Peel: HOT PEEL — peel immediately after pressing.

6. The Seal: Cover the design with parchment paper or a Teflon sheet and complete a final 10-second post-press.

7. The Flex: Pull on your finished tee and practice your straight face.

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